An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your chardonnay It's a dead row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would have thought? It figures
Mister play-it-safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life just to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down He thought "well isn't this nice" And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would have thought... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong and everything blow up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late A no-smoking side on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's like meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic, Yeah, I really do think
It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would have thought, it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out, helping you out |
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